Nhl Paint

The dog days of summer are upon us. We recently hosted the official hot season and you know what comes with it? Well, not so much sports-wise. The NBA Playoffs are over, the NHL has just finished his final season irrelevant (more to come on this), we still have more than one month before we can use the "facts" when talking about football and the season Baseball is not far enough for us to actually take a serious, dramatic interest in it. To make matters worse, Tiger Woods is done for the year. While golf is certainly looking at. Golf without Tiger is like an episode of Entourage Ari Gold free, sure there's a chance you could end up being fun, but you sat watching Ari, if you were told that n ' would not be in advance, you watch? (I do not want.)

It is interesting to note that although almost everything on the TV is off air in summer. Besides sports, all television will do. Hell, the season of American Idol four years and somehow they find time to take July and August off. Perhaps a government mandate sent secret in order to swell the American couch to lose weight. Survey says: "It does not work." But I digress ...

Anyone who, without compelling sports stories, there's really nothing to take a position on this is not as if it was an election year or anything. So I wanted to have fun, make connections ridiculous, playing into stereotypes, and some sports landscape painting as irresponsible a broad brush as possible. Ready? Let's get profiling!

- Don Imus and Warner Wolf is an interesting couple is not it? Who gave them a microphone? Forget the ridiculous things that come out of their mouths when Inside Edition is to use subtitles to make sure you know exactly what they said about Pacman Jones, you think it might be a clue to find some new blood? It is after all the radio.

- And I do not understand why everyone is in the arms on the Imus / Pacman remark. I mean, I think Imus has told the truth, he is really hurt by the racial profiling by the police in this country do. When a public figure may be called a female basketball team as "a bunch of whores layer header," which is to say there is no profiling in America? A very good point Sir Imus!

- I think I'm in the minority, but I think the name change of "Pacman" to "Adam" will be a real career changer Mr. Jones. I mean, I still prefer to call him by his STRIPPER (beating) the name, but I think Adam is more appropriate. It is like the original Adam, and Roger Goodell is God. Go (o) (RMS) said: "Ok Adam, all that money and glory is yours, I'll just give you everything you need to do is to not eat the apple (aka is a lot of rain). And as the true Adam, you know Pacman will fail. Not only is he going to eat the apple, he'll eat the worm too.

- Something tells me that Jerry Jones has made The Longest Yard, a little too literally. In any case, it proves that if you can throw your morals, ethics, and a general lack of intelligence by the window, you can get real bargains. But you can be assured that there will always be someone to pay for Michael Vick to fight against the dogs. When Tony Romo lost another playoff game because he was too busy hanging out with Miley Cyrus on the button, great Jerry waits outside the Northern Neck Regional jail with a big sign that says "Welcome home Mike!" And guess what, the People will justify it, Cowboys fans give him a standing ovation after his first touchdown (which of course will follow four interceptions and one fumble lost).

- The NHL should have banned Barry Melrose's coaching. Do not get me wrong, I'm sure he is a great coach and will do an excellent job, but who will see? Without HAT.