Posted on April 21, 2010.
Last, one of the people of today's art sale funny guys yes or true? A country boy wants to apply for the employment of a salesman in a department store in the city. In fact, it was the largest store in the world - you can get something there. The boss asked, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
"Yes, I'm the best salesman in the country," said the boy.
The boss liked the cut of him and said: "You can start tomorrow and I'll come see you when we close." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally came around 5:00. The boss duly forehead and asked "How many sales did you do today?"
"One," said the young salesman.
"Only one?" dropped the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. What was the value of sales?
"Three hundred thousand, three hundred thirty-four dollars and said the young man.
"How did you manage that? asked the boss stunned.
"Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a very large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, an average of one year and then a big one. I asked him where he was and he told me fishing on the coast. I said, it would probably need a boat, so I took him in the boat service and sold twenty foot schooner with both engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably would not be able to get away, so I took the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser.
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment "You sold all that for a guy who came in a hook???"
"No. .." the seller replied, "He came to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I told him," shot your weekend, you may as well go fishing. "
men selfish than usual ................. ha ha ha
loved.
Heard it, I still crack!
lol .... a funny for you !...( Star)
Wow Fantastic! I want to be like this seller. Its a lesson learned from your joke too .... suggestions offer is an offer never bad.
These are skills, good.
lol funny you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me morale!
lol ...
ACE joke LOL - have a star.
It was the first time I heard that. It was funny. Have a star and we hope a good day too!
a ripper!
Hahaha - matt commands top ...
LoL! brilliant - he wants a job?
hahahahahahaaaaaaaa .........
loved it babe!
Brilliant
ha ha ha funny
Thank you for the laugh
10/10
Absolutely loved it! LMAO ****** Star for you!
