Posted on March 5, 2010.
CONTEST 10 points! CAN U JOKES think about other than me? I got 25 jokes think U can beat it? do not bet, not only adaptation and
no cussing jokes, my friend of 10 years do want to play jokes funny as you know,
A woman invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to her six year old daughter and said:
"Would you say the blessing?
"I do not know what to say," replied the girl.
"Just say what you hear mother," replied the woman.
The daughter bowed her head and said:
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
A woman called her doctor to complain about her husband's snoring. "Is there something you can do?"
"Well, there is an operation that will cure your husband, but it's quite expensive. $ 1,000 $ 450 per month for 36 months. "
"Omy Gosh," exclaimed the woman, "it's like renting a sports car!
"Hmm," murmured the doctor. "Too obvious, huh?"
Why do barbers make good drivers?
because they know all the shortcuts,
Ben's father was building a library of pines, and Ben was
watch and sometimes help.
"What are the holes?" Ben asks.
"They are knot holes," said his father.
"What are they, if they are not holes? said Ben.
When geologists go for entertainment?
rock concerts,
How did Benjamin Franklin discover electricity?
It came to him in a flash
What kind of person thinks Bath is electric because it has a record?
fool, thats who!
dumb warning on the back of the joke book;
"Caution, tips and word Limericks
can do yourself or your eye like a friend
crazy too
Why a classroom like an old car?
Because it's full of nuts, and has a crank at the
before, ha ha ha
Have you heard about the florist who had
children?
One is a gunius grass and other
idiot flowering
What you get if you cross a hedgehog
with a giraffe?
a toothbrush with a long neck,
Why a stork on one leg stand?
because it would fall if she lifted the other,
What's a cat favorite American car?
a Catillac,
my dog saw a sign that said "wet paint"
He did!
Whats a snail?
a snail with a helmet,
What is the name ghost mute his tiger companion?
place
How did the police scare bugs away?
They called for the SWAT team,
the ramp and door uniforms and helmets?
an army of ants,
Why the firefly to flash?
its light was on the blink,
A teacher gives a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make things clearer, she said: "Now, class, if I stayed on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into her, and I turn red in the face."
"Yes," said Class.
"So why is it that while I am standing in the ordinary position the blood does not flow into my feet?"
A little boy shouted, "Because your feet are not empty!".
How can you drown a blonde?
drop something shiny in the water,
(Tarzan speaking)
made me sit on the veil, the mother in the kitchen making it meatlaof, eww,
she sits in a chariot, replace me with remote telephone, meatlaof ignite,
Mom trying to call 911, but only to change channel to explore ........ funny
made me sit on the veil, the mother to sit on the car, mom go to the toilet, I go to a tank
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